Things I’m really good at but can’t include on a resume:
1. Eating while driving.
2. Picking out greeting cards.
3. Parellel parking.
4. Making guacamole.
5. Using random movie quotes in conversation.
6. Beer bong-ing and flip cup.
7. Alphabetizing.
8. Craigslist-ing.
9. Picking up things with my toes.
10. Hailing cabs.
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